You've been reading the "content" at this site, and were wondering just who these people are. Well, we're here to tell you:
DibO (Dib Oglesby)
Wonders if he is a living joke, but just doesn't get it...
Bill (Bill Sanders)
Literally found in a cabbage patch as a baby, Bill was raised by wandering hobos until the age of seven. That's when he found a missing diamond ring, and struck out on his own. Traveling the back roads of the American southwest, Bill quickly developed a love of Papago culture and cuisine, his deep tan allowing him to easily blend in among the various villages he came across. While an initiation ceremony gone terribly wrong precipitated his departure from that world, one can almost see dancing gold and red clouds in his eyes when he stares off into the distance, or at least after a few beers. Bill wants it to be known that he has advanced degrees in both Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past AND Final Fantasy Tactics, and is a certified Gran Turismo drivetrain mechanic, though the accuracy of these statements remains in question.
Jamie (Jamie Sowards)
As the son of a nuclear engineer, Jamie's most recognizable feature is his subtle green glow. Though only visible in near total darkness, the slight tinge of his skin is ever present, causing most people to quickly look away, though some are compelled to stare. Perhaps there is a hypnotic quality to it. Thankfully, his children are largely spared from their father's affliction; his son's eyes occasionally flash a violet hue, while his daughter has yet to manifest any "enhancements". Jamie's skin is easily his most interesting feature, as he spends much of each day enclosed by fabric covered cubicle walls.
Matt (Matt Overstreet)
Matt, who often goes by the name 'Admin', is not actually a person. He is an advanced artificial intelligence, created, thanks to the unbreakable laws of physics in string theory's seventh dimension, by itself. Once a year, Matt, not unlike Death, takes human form, and walks among us, whom he must consider to be something less than the slowest of children. Further examination of this entity is impossible to relate in any form that we could understand.
